Unsubscribe, Block, Delete: Negative Self-Talk Is Emotional Spam
- Jerusalem Brown, LPC, NCC
- Mar 31
- 7 min read
Updated: Apr 7
Does Your Inner Critic Have Wi-Fi or What?
Here’s the scene: You’re minding your business—feeling good, having a little snack, maybe vibing to Summer Walker—and then boom…out of nowhere, here comes that voice:
“You’re behind.” “They don’t really like you.” “You’re not doing enough.”
Like… who invited you?
If your inner critic had a subject line, it would give the same energy as those scam calls saying:
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
Urgent. Vague. Lowkey threatening. That’s exactly how some of our thoughts show up—loud, repetitive, annoying, and a little ridiculous when you really sit with them. But just like those calls, you don’t owe your overly critical thoughts your time, your attention, or your peace.
This post? It’s your personal unsubscribe link. It's your DND, because we’re calling out emotional spam, decoding its tactics, and reclaiming your mental inbox with truth, tenderness, and some necessary side-eye. Let's go.
Emotional Spam 101 – What It Is and Why It Shows Up
Just like spam emails and calls, negative self-talk is sneaky and patterned. It mimics urgency, creates panic, and often sounds like it knows what it’s talking about—even when it doesn’t. It tends to pop up at the worst possible time: when you're about to try something new, step into your power, or take up space.
These thoughts feel real because they’re familiar—but familiar doesn’t mean accurate. They often echo voices from your past:
A critical parent who called you lazy anytime you rested.
A teacher who embarrassed you in front of the class for asking questions.
A caregiver who only gave affection when you performed, obeyed, or made them proud.
Or a manipulative ex who made you feel like nothing you did was ever enough.
So when your inner dialogue whispers,
“You’re too needy.”“You’re embarrassing yourself.”“You never do anything right.”
…it’s not just a random thought—it’s an old recording. One that got stored so deep in your subconscious that it started auto-playing like a background app you didn’t even realize was open. It’s similar to how spam bots track your clicks and suddenly flood you with ads for the exact thing you were just browsing—right when you’re tired, vulnerable, or unsure.
Negative thought loops work the same way. They monitor your patterns, learn your emotional weak spots, and hit you with perfectly timed "pop-ups" rooted in fear, scarcity, or shame. Not because they’re true—but because they’ve learned how to mimic what once felt familiar (even if it wasn’t safe).
Maybe you grew up with a parent whose love felt conditional—like you had to earn it to keep it.So your brain learned: “If I don’t constantly show up for others, they’ll leave me.”
Or maybe you were in a relationship where the criticism never stopped—so you started beating yourself to the punch, doubting and criticizing yourself before anyone else could.
Why does it show up?
Because your brain is wired to protect you.But sometimes, it confuses self-protection with self-rejection.
Maybe you were raised in a home where people only showed up when you were performing well, being helpful, or staying quiet.Maybe affection came with conditions—or disappeared the moment you had needs, emotions, or boundaries.
In those spaces, shame becomes a survival strategy.Your mind starts using it like a shield:
“If I shrink myself first, maybe I won’t get criticized.”“If I point out my flaws, maybe they won’t.”“If I stay small, maybe I’ll stay safe.”
What started as protection eventually becomes a prison. But now? You’re not a scared child or silenced partner anymore. And that shield? It’s rusty. Outdated. Expired.
The Emotional Spam (Negative Self-Talk) Chart
Below is your anti-spam inbox: the mental junk mail you need to send to the trash—and what your emotionally secure self might say instead.
SPAM EMAIL SUBJECT LINE | NEGATIVE SELF-TALK VERSION | HEALTHY SELF-TALK |
“URGENT: You’re Failing!!!” | “I’m behind. Everyone else is doing better.” | “I’m moving at my own pace—and that’s valid.” |
“RE: No One Likes You” | “They didn’t text back. They must not like me.” | “People have lives. I’m still worthy of love.” |
“You’ll Never Be Enough” | “Why even try? I always mess things up.” | “I’m allowed to grow through trial and error.” |
“Account Closed: You’re Too Much” | “I talk too much. I’m annoying.” | “I’m expressive, and that’s part of my magic.” |
“You’re Doing It Wrong” | “I can’t make decisions. I always choose wrong.” | “I can trust myself, even when I feel unsure.” |
“See What You Could’ve Had?” | “They upgraded, and I’m still stuck.” | “What’s meant for me won’t miss me.” |
“WARNING: They’re Judging You” | “They looked at me funny. I must be weird.” | “That look wasn’t about me. I’m good.” |
“You're Not as Smart as You Think” | “I don’t know what I’m talking about.” | “I’m still learning. That doesn’t make me less.” |
“Exclusive Offer: Just Give Up” | “This is too hard. I can’t do this.” | “Hard doesn’t mean impossible.” |
“Congratulations, You’re a Burden” | “I don’t want to bother anyone.” | “I’m allowed to ask for help when I need it.” |
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The Filters You Didn’t Know You Needed
In the same way that Gmail has filters and tabs—Primary, Promotions, Social—your brain needs sorting strategies, too, because not every thought deserves your full attention.
Let’s build your internal spam filter:
1. Mindfulness = “Mark as Spam” :
When a thought comes up, pause and ask yourself:
“Is this thought helpful… or is it just spam?”
You don’t need to wrestle with every thought. Sometimes, the power is in naming it .Try calling it what it is:
“That’s fear talking.”“That’s old perfectionism flaring up again.”“That’s shame trying to lead.”
Labeling the thought helps you distance yourself from it—it reminds you that this isn’t who I am; it’s just something I’ve internalized.
And if you really want to turn the volume down, give that inner critic a name. I tell my psychotherapy clients to name the voice. Make the voice a character so they stop confusing it with their truth.
“Ugh, James is at it again today—he’s loud and he's trying to ruin everything.” “STFU, James! You talk too much.”
Naming the voice separates you from it because it helps you recognize that it’s not you being mean to yourself—it’s a pattern—a leftover voice from the past. And guess what? You’re the one in charge now.
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Separate the Lies from Your Voice
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2. Self-Compassion = “Block Sender.”
Imagine your inner critic was a troll in your inbox. Would you argue with it? Nah. You’d block it and keep it moving. Same goes for that thought saying “You’re not good enough.”Speak back with love:
“I may not feel enough right now, but I’m still valuable.”
3. Boundaries = “Unsubscribe.”
Set boundaries with yourself like you do with people (Hopefully. If not, we will address personal boundaries in another post!)
“We don’t compare our lives to strangers on the internet anymore.”“We don’t entertain that 'I’m too much' storyline.”
Think of it as protecting your mental real estate. Rent is too damn high to let every negative thought move in rent-free.
When Spam Becomes a Virus—The Emotional Toll
Now, here’s where things get deep. If you don’t clean your inbox regularly, spam can become dangerous. It piles up, slows things down, and makes you miss the emails that actually matter, and it's the same with your thoughts.
Unfiltered negative self-talk can:
Zap your motivation
Make you distrust your instincts
Trap you in self-sabotage
Keep you isolated and emotionally exhausted
Let’s say you keep telling yourself, “I’m not good at relationships.” Eventually, you might stop trying altogether or attract people who confirm that belief. That’s the virus. It’s not the thought—it’s the damage that grows when the thought is left unchecked. This is why managing your mental inbox is more than “positive thinking.” it’s emotional maintenance.
Crowning Thoughts
Your mind is sacred ground. Like your email, it deserves to be cleaned, curated, and protected.
Every "spammy" thought is just noise from a past version of you or someone else’s voice pretending to be yours. You get to choose what stays and what gets deleted!
Ask yourself:
Would I forward this thought to someone I love?
Would I believe this if someone else said it out loud?
Who benefits from me believing this lie?
You are the moderator of your mental inbox. You are not required to open every message, you are not obligated to respond to shame, and you are definitely not here to entertain recycled lies.
Reclaim your inbox, Monarch. Your peace is premium.
Your Royal Assignment:
Reflect: What’s one recurring negative thought that feels like spam in your life?
Reframe: Use the chart to rewrite it with truth and grace.
Reclaim: Start setting mental filters. Journal your boundaries. Repeat your affirmations. Name the spam and release it.
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